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This week we went ___ That's already in _
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Oh. You also fought the Didn't we do something
evil cybermonster. `___ , -cool-_this week?
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We tried the new Perfect rant
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Order by date | Order by rating So.. um.. I was Yeah?
thinking that, er.. __ ,
maybe you.. `OO ..))
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Aaargh! I don't need this!
I'll just build a thing to
stop time, and then I can __
have anyone I want, `OO oo))
just walk up and.. -||- |(
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So, ever notice how Nik
Kershaw's "Cloak and
Dagger" is, like, the __
hackers' anthem? `OO --))
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jg___________________ bb _____ || _______________
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Order by date | Order by rating Where's Linda? I just Oh, your ex-
got some punch for her, girlfriend?
and now I can't find her. ,
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_vvv__\~~/___ .||-v .<<.
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"Ex"? No, Mandy, we Nerd Boy, Nerd Boy... Hate to break
just got together again. , it to you, but she was just toying
____ `OO ..~ with your feelings. She left.
_vvv__\~~/___ .||-v .<<.
| | bb ||
MUCH LATER...
Face it, Nerd Boy.
She's not coming *sniff*
____ back. Let's go. `~.. OO
______\__/___ .>>-((
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MUCH MUCH LATER, IN LAS VEGAS...
Church of Appliantology. This is
/|\ | | it, but where's Nerd Boy? I'm sure
|_|_| | .---. | __ , this is the address Mandy gave me!
|_|_| | | | | | ..#
| | o|o | | .|(.
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3 of 634, average rating 4.6386. (83 votes) |
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, what if you were just a Oh yeah?! Well, what if -you-
figment of my imagination? were a figment of -mine-!
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Huh? Who are you
,,, talking to? `,,,
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You.. Uh?
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That means -you're- a figment
of -my- imagination! I WIN! ?!
` ,,,
@@ oo'
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jg_____________________________________ bb _________ || ____________
4 of 634, average rating 4.6316. (114 votes) |
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It's 4 am! Go
to bed, weirdo!
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~.. (_| O
.>>. [__]_.)_|
________________ || ___________________ | |d| | ___________________
Fine! Whatever! Your sleep
deficiency is not my problem!
, _ *zzzzz*
..~ (_| O
<< [__]_.)_|
_____ /| ______________________________ | |d| | ___________________
5 of 634, average rating 4.6250. (80 votes) |
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Hello, Hi.
Mandy. ,
`OO ..~
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This is Linda,
my girlfriend.
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Hi. __ ,
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#.. OO ..~
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I think you )
broke her. (
` __ ))
#.. OO ..~
.)|.||. .<<.
jg ____ || bb ______ || ______
6 of 634, average rating 4.5929. (140 votes) |
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Order by date | Order by rating Wanna try my
glasses? Whatever.
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Everything
, looks weird.
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Here you go.
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Hey, I think you
broke 'em! Whatever.
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oO ~..
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db |\
jg
7 of 634, average rating 4.5841. (327 votes) |
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Order by date | Order by rating So, you're heartbroken Yes...
because Nerd Boy broke __ ,
up with you? `~.. ..# OO
.>>. .|(. ||
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And you think about it Y-yes...
every day? Cwying in youw __ ,
widdle pillow... `~.. ..# OO
.>>. .|(. ||
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Well, it was never Nerd Boy, I love you!
meant to be anyw- Please forgive me! OK!
` ` __ ,
~-- #.. OO
.>>. -)|- -||-
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?! __
~oo #.. OO
.>>. .)|-||.
jg || || dd
8 of 634, average rating 4.5747. (87 votes) |
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Order by date | Order by rating ONE DAY, NERD BOY AND MANDY WENT TO TOWN...
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| This place is boring. ________ |
| Whose idea was it Yours. | YE ||
| .- to come here? , .--. | SHOPPE ||
| |[]. . `OO | ~.. |[]| |,-------||
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SUDDENLY...
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|[][][]| Help! My stupid _
|[][][]| / template class . `. `. Excuse me, Mandy.
|[][][]| won't . \ \ \ \ I have to make
|[][][]| compile! ) ) | | | | a phonecall. Whatever.
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|[][][]| ' .' .' .OO ~..
|[][][]| " ||. .>>.
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_|______|______ --------------------------
AND SO...
SuperNerd to the rescue!
, ___
\OO___ |.-.|
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9 of 634, average rating 4.5579. (95 votes) |
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Order by date | Order by rating *sigh* Um, hi.
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/ Play it cool. \
| She probably only |
| wants to know | I broke up
\ what time it is. / with that
o . , W4R3Z D00D.
- OO - ` ..~
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_/ dd '._______________________________ /| ___________
Mandy, I love you!
I've always loved you!
` OO oo~
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_/ '._ bb ____________ || _________________________
( Crap. )o .
OO oo~
_____ -||- .<<.
jg _/ '._ bb ____________________ /( _________________
10 of 634, average rating 4.5517. (145 votes) |
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