Nope...
        ,
    &    .__.
    ``  0|  |
      `//|o |
______ bb|__|




  ,'     .__.  *rummage*
 &      0|  |
       //|o |
______ bb|__|


       Uh-uh...
        ,
         .__.
    %=  0|  |
      `//|o |
&_____ bb|__|




         .__.
        0|  |  *pilfer*
   ,'  //|o |
&_%___ bb|__|




         .__.
        0|  |  *loot*
 %     //|o |
&_`___ bb|__|



         .__.
        0|  |  *dig dig*
       //|o |
&_____ bb|__|

      ` ' `
     - () -  *ping!*
      ':;'
         .__.
       00|  |
      `|||o |
&_____ bb|__|



         .__.
        0|  |  *desperately hunt*
       //|o |
&_____ bb|__|


       This combined hair-dryer and space-time
       rift repairer Mandy bought from QVC last
       year will come in handy ! (*)
        ,
         .__.
    =o 00|  |
      `|||o |
&_____ bb|__|


                    .
    =o 00     - =-  |  *SLAM!*
      ` \\p     - = |
_% & ___d  _________|


       Whoah !
        ,
                          .
     =o 00                |
       ` \\p              |
______% &d  ______________|


       Uhhhh...
        ,
  o=                            .
    `   00                      |
       ``\\_p                   |
_________   % &_________________|




                                        .
*smash*       .  - '                    |
    ,'         /                        |
=.o;.____00==p______% &_________________|




         Aw, crap.                      .
          ,                             |
                                        |
=.o;.____00==p______% &_________________|


(*) = QVC, the Home Shopping Channel - those people will sell ANYTHING.
(story and art by Graeme Porter)