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Order by date | Order by rating _________________________________________________________________ |.---------------------------------------------------------------.| || | | | | | MERRY X-MAS! | | | | | || || | | | | `--------------' | | | | || || | | | | | | | | || || | | / / \ \ | | || || | / / / \ \ \ | || || | / .' .' `. `. \ | || || / .' _.-' _.' Woah. `._ `-._ `. \ || || .'.'.-'__.-' Deja vu. `-.__`-.`.`. || || | | \ `. ___ ,,, , __ __ .' / | | || || | | | \ ()~~) --/ ~.. OO ~~# ==~ ..' / | | | || || | | | | .||. .\\ .>>.||. .|(. [[ .( ). | | | | || ||_|_|__|___|___||______>\_____||_db____||__||___||___|___|__|_|_|| | | Why did jg reuse It's Christmas, *plink!* a panel? Isn't that , give him __ cheating? `OO ..~ a break. #.. vv ==~ || .<<. .)|' `[[. ____ bb ___ || ____________________ || __ || ___ And isn't Christmas The author is from *That explains tomorrow? Why are we , Sweden. They do , a -lot-.* celebrating now? `OO ..~ things a bit ==~ *meep* || .<<. differently... v[[. jg_____ bb ___ || _______________________ || ___ |
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Order by date | Order by rating What did you get A new computer! When I play Ragnarok for Christmas? , now, the maps load so fast `~.. OO it's.. it's scary! And .>>. -||- do you know what else? ____ || ___ dd ________ Shut up for a minute OK. Where and take a look at , is it? -my- Christmas `~.. OO present! .>>. .||. ___________________ || ___ dd _____ I'm wearing it! Looks like your I got a new dress! , old one. `~-- OO .>>. .||. _____________________ || ___ dd ____________________ Ow. , --~ #O << || jg __ /| ____________________________________ dd __ |
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Order by date | Order by rating *His fate is uncertain,
not dangerous. The
Council will decide .--,
Anakin's future...* / / | .----- OO -----, ..~
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You're watching "The Phantom
*That should be enough Menace"? I thought you hated
for you. Now get that "midi-chlorians" stuff.
on board!* .--, ,
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*I've been wondering... LALALALALALA!
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Order by date | Order by rating Go watch TV or something. Can't, I'm working on
I want to use the computer. _ , my programming project
`~.. (_| O for Java class...
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Or so you claim. What is I'm making a
this alleged project of _ , game...
yours, if I may ask? `~.. (_| O
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Oh deary me, why am I Uh.. me.
not surprised? So what _ ,
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You?! How egocentric!
Why not make a game about
-me- instead; now THAT _
would be interesting! `~.. (_| O'
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, did you hear about the Yeah, saw the trailer. I think
new Spider-Man movie? `,,, _ , it looks really cool.
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Pretty nice digital doubles, Yeah.
but why the metal armour `,,, _ ,
on the Green Goblin? '.. (_| O
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Don't you hate it when they Yeah.
change stuff in movies? ` ,,, _ ,
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Harry Potter yet, because I .//,[__]_.)_|
think it might just suck! _ //_ | |d| | _
Not to -mention- Lord of the WAIT a second, who ARE you,
Rings! I'm terrified! `,,, _ , anyway?! I haven't seen
'.. (_| OO you around here before!
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Order by date | Order by rating So what games I dunno... Mostly stuff like Zelda...
do you play? Wolfenstein... Phantasy Star...
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Ah yes. Ocarina of Time, What the heck are you talking
Return to Castle Wolfenstein about? "Ocarina"? "Return"?
and Phantasy Star Online. ` ,,, , "ONLINE"?!
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Don't tell me you There are
play the old games! new games?
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And you call yourself I do no such thing!
a gamer... Sheesh. TAKE THAT BACK!
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Order by date | Order by rating Look. Who the heck I'm...
are you, anyway!? , That's Fan Boy!
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"Fan Boy"..? Yeah. A fan of everything.
` ,,, , You name it, he's the
OO '.. ..~ biggest fan ever.
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That can't be possible. nnng..
You can't be the biggest ,
fan of opposites like ` ,,,
subjectivism and OO oo' ..~
objectivism. .||. .||. .<<.
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If you were, you'd also be
the biggest -opponent- of NNNGGGK!
both beliefs, which must , Keep going! Maybe we can
be totally impossible. ` /// , make his head explode!
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