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                         You have all this cool stuff; how come
              ___        ,  no one wants to live with you? I
             ()..)     OO    could really get used to this.
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Yeah, it's weird. I've had a number of roommates actually, but it
never seems to work out, like my first roomie; he was a giant robot--
actually, I think you two met some time way back when, when you were
looking to hire him for this job or something--anyway, we used to share
an apartment for a while, but after just a couple of days he was gone,
said he was going to get a smoke or something and he just never came
back, which incidentally is exactly what my third and seventh roommates
did, and it turned out they had smuggled their stuff out in advance,
not to mention those who didn't even take their stuff with them; I have
lots of stuff here that is just mine by default since they left, and
that's actually what all of my roommates do; they stay for a couple of
days and then just disappear!
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         And I have no            ..well.. I'm starting
          idea why!  `___         ,  to figure it out.
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