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                    *Now that the transformation scene is over,
            ||  ___  /  We will go forth to save the Universe!*
            [] <o o>
             `|[___]--~ *meep*            Um, excuse me.
                | | []                    ,
               [___]||                  OO
               || ||                   '||.
       ______ /_| |_\ _________________ dd ______


*What is it, puny human? Er,
 "organic friend".*  \  ___
                       <>oo>               Uh, you're using a robot I
                      --]__]-~ *meep*     bought from an IKEA store in
                      [] || ]             ,  Japan as your left arm.
                      ||[__]|           OO    Can I have it back?
                        ||||           .||.
                  ____ /__\_\ _________ dd ______


*So -you- are the incompetent fool!
 This robot is incorrectly assembled!
 Witness how its voicebox emits noise
 after speech! We    \  ___
 shall punish you!*    <>oo>              O-OK, you can borrow it. I
                      --]__]-~ *meep*     don't n-need it right now.
                      [] || ]_                ,
                      ||[__]`-              OO
                        ||||                .)).
                jg____ /__\_\ _____________ bd __