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       Euuf.. Shouldn't have          Ho ho ho!                |__|_|
 -)(-   had those 3 liters of        __ ,  ______________      |_|__|
  /\     cola before bed.. huh?     /-.\  |   /      \   |    _|__|_|_
 /'o\              `OO              ~~`*  |  /  .     \  |   |__|__|__|
/o_`_\             ((             .(" ).  |-(___||||___)-|   |_|  ) |_|
  || _____________ b b ____________ || __ |__\        /__| _ |_|(,,)|_|


          Santa! But.. How did         Never mind that. I'm    |__|_|
 -)(-      you.. Where'd that        __ ,  here to tell you    |_|__|
  /\      fireplace come from?      /-.\  that someone misses _|__|_|_
 /'o\                  `OO          ..`*    you very much.   |__|__|__|
/o_`_\                 .||.       .(" ).                     |_|  ) |_|
  || __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_|


          Linda? Where is she?        Before asking, try to    |__|_|
 -)(-      And where did this        __ , answer your own      |_|__|
  /\        tree come from?         /-.\   questions. Ho      _|__|_|_
 /'o\                  `OO          ~~`*     ho ho-          |__|__|__|
/o_`_\                 -||.       .(" ).                     |_|  ) |_|
  || __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_|


   Wouldn't you need hundreds of      HO HO, you're this close |__|_|
 -)(-  reindeer to reach Mach        __ , to ending up in my   |_|__|
  /\  3000, the required speed      /-.\  permanent naughty   _|__|_|_
 /'o\  to deliver all  `OO          --`*   file, kiddo...    |__|__|__|
/o_`_\  the presents?  .||.       `(" ).                     |_|  ) |_|
jg|| __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_|