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Order by date | Order by rating You know what I love
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Eggs? No. Not the stupid
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Robots? What? What
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That Jesus Christ Uh.. No.
Superstar is `,,, , Eww.
on TV all day? '.. ~== ~.. OO
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Great, now you
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Order by date | Order by rating So, what did you Cut it out.
guys get me? Any ,
cool stuff? `OO --~
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But.. It's my It's April Fool's! I'm not
birthday today! , falling for that!
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Hey! I told you about
my birthday MONTHS ago!
What's going on here?!
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Order by date | Order by rating What's that _
weird noise? Bjork. _
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Then what Oh, you meant
did I say? listen to YOU?_
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Order by date | Order by rating ; So where's this thing I
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Right here. Isn't this a ;
wonderful view? And the `,,, * ;
fresh air is amazing! ..' OO :
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Aren't you gonna check I'm busy.
out the great view? `,,, ,
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What are you Using telekinesis to push
doing? `,,, , you off that ledge.
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Those are LEGO dolls! FYI, this is not just any LEGO.
You're playing with dolls! This is Emperor Palpatine and
Are you some kind of `,,, , Darth Vader complete with
girl or something? '.. O props from the final duel.
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Can I play? No.
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Order by date | Order by rating Why did you fill I can win $1000's worth of O'Reilly
out a boring form books. Don't know what that is, but
just now? `,,, , _ $1000 is a lot of money!
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You mean you'd enter a Hey, "quantitative" means continuous,
contest for $1000's worth and "qualitative" means discrete.
of dog poo? Quantity `,,, , _
over quality, eh? '.. O |_)
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OK... Continuous stuff is a higher order
And? of infinity than discrete stuff.
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So? I'm just saying.
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Order by date | Order by rating AT THE UNIVERSITY... ______________
____________________|We're hiring! |
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I see you have candy in that No no, we pay
bowl. Does that mean you pay people money.______________
your wages in candy or what? ___________ , ___|We're hiring! |
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| OO _ ..' | Work for us,||
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I have to buy the candy ______________
myself? Too much work. _____________ ? ____|We're hiring! |
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Order by date | Order by rating Hum di-dum... *munch*
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La la la...
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Larira- OK! WE KNOW YOU'RE GOOD-
__ , LOOKING! GET OVER IT! ,,
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The -nerve- of *chomp*
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Nerd Boy, we need
to talk to you... ,,,
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Why? What's You've been acting weird lately.
going on? , ,,,
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You snap at people, make
threats. Your social skills
are actually getting worse
than they already were! ,,,
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Maybe I don't want to Maybe you listen to NIN too much.
follow social standards. You should give us all your CDs.
Maybe I gave up trying `,,,
to figure it out! `OO ..~ ..'
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Order by date | Order by rating Stop following
,,, , me around!
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Look; unlike Fan Boy, who's just
a jerk, I'm beginning to worry! About what?!
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Your mental
health.
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Isn't it a bit
late for that?
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