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Order by date | Order by rating Oh woe is me! My ` G1V3 M3 H3R NUMB3R, K1D. /
girlfriend left me! . / 1 C4N S0RT 1T 0UT. /__
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What's to say you won't W0ULD 1 L13 2 U
ask her out for yourself? / B4BY?
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How would I know? I WH1CH M34N5 1 H4V3 N0
don't even know you! / M0T1V3 F0R LY1NG!
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That sounds reasonable. K4-CH1NG.
Here's her number. /
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Order by date | Order by rating _|_ Hey Fan Boy! You're stupid, and
/___\ ,,, , I've been meaning to ask:
'.. OO Is ignorance really bliss?
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Well, on one hand, one Uh huh.
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...on the other, it might
be frustrating at times...
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In short: I
don't know!
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Order by date | Order by rating I demand to know why my / There's nothing wrong here, sir.
internet connection is dead. \ Must be a problem at your end.
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I -pay- you to fix / Should we go through our
problems. Fix it! \ logs and track down the
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Well duh! \ www.bikinikaratebabes.com when
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[OO \ .j is that correct?
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, Nerd Boy, Why do
what's your IQ? you ask?
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Well, I just took an
IQ test, and I thought
we might compare. `,,,
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THE NEXT AFTERNOON...
Hear that? He
stopped laughing!
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Order by date | Order by rating Huh? You have a
_._ _._ , drum set?
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I might be a programmer, but I thought you were
I'm a drummer at heart! an idiot at heart?
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Oh yeah? Well You look
look at me now! like an idiot.
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Hey, you take Fine. You look great;
that back! barely visible.
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Order by date | Order by rating / I wonder what I should \ / What could they want? \
\ get my friends for Xmas. /o . .o\ Think, darnit, think! /
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REZ. Cool game, Tori Amos? Here?! But I don't
I soo want it! have money for tickets! /Think!\
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Order by date | Order by rating I decided we need to meet WHAT?!
other people, so I'm `__ ,,, ___ ,
with Warez Dude now. (|~~ '-- (oo()
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So no hard feelings?
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Hard feelings? Only as hard ___
as the rock your -heart- `(--()
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Order by date | Order by rating EUREKA!
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After years of research A potion? What, does
I've hit the jackpot! ' , it cure cancer?
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I dunno. I do know I
finally mixed some stuff . *sigh*
that -didn't- blow up! `OO ' ~--
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What about the .
bubbles? Look at the ,
cool bubbles! `OO '
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Order by date | Order by rating What's wrong ?
with me? `OO ..~
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Do these shoes clash Yes.
with this attire? `OO `..~
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Am I just Oh yeah.
boring? `OO `..~
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I can't figure Whatever.
it out! `OO `~--
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MEANWHILE, IN ALTERNATE DIMENSION...
They should make a
hair conditioner and Whatever.
call it Pavlov. `~OO `--
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Order by date | Order by rating Yay! I can't wait till That was yesterday,
Christmas Eve and the you missed it.
opening of presents! , ,--.
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Just kidding. Cut it
out, quit staring.
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Quit it!
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Nice Nerd Boy Made it myself.
shaped lamp. `,,, __ ` ,--.
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