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Order by date | Order by rating I think the brain's clusters are too big.
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( ` , ) I think it's the same with thoughts.
`,_\ \V/-' Think small thoughts, and you'll
\\/ / ,,, , waste brain space, right?
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Uh.. I didn't understand Exactly!
a word of that. `,,, ,
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Order by date | Order by rating So I'm making mobile phone games now. They only have 256 colours, there can only be 255 map tiles, which can only ,,, be 8x8 pixels in size... `OO ..' <||. .||. ______________ bb ______ || _______________ ...the phones are slow, so the That sucks! frame rate is low, and the only `,,, sounds are beeps and MIDI! `OO ..' -||- .||. _____ bb ______ || ____ What? Why not make games for Xbox ` `,,, or Playstation? OO ..' || .||. ___________ bb ______ || ________ Whoops. Can't talk to you, , you're an idiot. ,,, OO oo' )) || jg d d || |
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Order by date | Order by rating Hmm.. It's been ages True.
since our last adventure. , ,,, __
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So let's go to Mars Roadtrip! Yay!
and meet some Martians! `,,, __
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AND THUS...
Are we there yet? No.
Are we there yet? No.
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Order by date | Order by rating _______________________________________ It's pretty cool having
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Order by date | Order by rating Could've used the air lock.. _)/ __ \`.-
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We are the robot space pirates!
__ , Surrender your processing
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Processing power? Being robots, it is
Our computers? __ , our lifeblood.
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OK. Without our ship computer Well.. Brains count as processors,
we'll be marooned in space, and I'm afraid you'll be quite
but at least we'll be alive. __ , dead without those.
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Order by date | Order by rating Woah, wait. Before you kill us Well.. You summed it
and take our brains, aren't you up pretty well just
going to reveal your evil plan? __ , now, actually.
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Oh.. I.. KILL THEM AND TAKE
but THEIR BRAINS! __
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I said "kill", not "disintegrate!"
You've ruined perfectly good brains!__
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Order by date | Order by rating Whew. Good thing I made Yeah, your robot making
robot copies of us. skills came in handy. ,,,
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Thanks. Too bad our organic Wait, the -robot copies- were
originals got vaporized. vaporized. We're the originals.
` `,,, ..right?
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Hmmm...
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Yeah, that makes sense.
You're probably right. Probably?!
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Order by date | Order by rating The space pirates looted most of
,,, , our equipment, but some things
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Our three holodecks!
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By escaping reality, we
won't go insane and kill Works for me. Yay! My own holodeck!
each other. .--. ` ` .--. `,,, .--.
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Yay. My own door to - - I think I'll skip the insanity - - - - - - -
one big holodeck. | | and kill Nerd Boy right away. | | | | | |
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Order by date | Order by rating AT THE HOLODECK... / \ /\
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_ Nerd Boy, ,---._/ \ _ Fan Boy, did you start /__\/\
'.is that you? __ `. /| , a fantasy program?_______ ||/__
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Yeah! Don't I look / Yes.. What inspired
cool as a knight? / you to make me the /\
_ Look at my sword! ._/ _ silliest wizard ever? /__\/\
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What do you mean? _ I mean the silly beard,
`__ /| , the silly hat, the
(.. OO' silly cape. Why?!
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I thought you'd _ A WAND WITH A ,~ Move over.
like it. ` __ /| , STAR ON IT?! /| , My turn.
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Order by date | Order by rating Are you a That's what I'd
wizard too? _ ,~ like to know.
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She's the fair "Fair maiden"?
maiden! Look at her ,~ Helpless twit?! _
hat-flag-thingy! `__ /| , /|
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It was that or Amazon
warrior. That outfit ,~ Oh. _
would.. well.. `__ /| , /|
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..reveal your And that's the last
fat calves. ,~ _ we ever saw of poor
`__ /| /|, old Fan Boy.
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