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Order by date | Order by rating Save us from the Cool, an NPC!
horrible curse! Curse? This is like_D&D! ,~ "NPC"?
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_ _ \.. ..) OO' ..~
_ - -)|- (|||/ -" \ .<<.
_________ /\ _____ || _____________________ |_\\ _ /_\ ________
Yes, a curse "Non-player We're in
of animosity! character."_ ,~ a game?!
`__ __ ` |\ /| ,
\.. ..) 'OO --~
.)|. (|||/ / " .<<.
_ || _____ || ___________________ // | ___ /_\ __
Everyone is fighting; Yeah, an RPG, like One more abbreviation
the land is in chaos! D&D, CoC or VtM._ ,~ and I'll kill
`__ __ ` |\ /| , you dead.
\.. ..) 'OO --~
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She is a victim Her? But she's
of the curse! always like that. OK. _ ,~ That's it!
`__ __ , ` |\ /| ,
\oo (.. 'OO --~
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jg || || // | |_\
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Order by date | Order by rating Will you help us Well.. We are
lift the curse? adventurers. _ ,~
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\.. ..) OO' ..~
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And as such, I believe we have
__ __ , a certain responsibility
\.. ..) toward the community.
.)|. (|||/ " \ .<<.
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Indeed, I think that we should
__ __ , heed every maiden's call
\.. ..) / for help! Undo every
.)|. (|||-y wrong-doing in the land!
_ || ____ || ___ For we are -heroes-!
Then maybe you should save munny or
your friends from the goblins. yer life! _ ~,
`__ __ _ ` _ /| |\ _
\.. ..) | ^oo ^oo \OO'/ ~.. \oo^
.)|- (|||/ T-(( \((- " \ ->>- v))
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Order by date | Order by rating Don't worry, I'll hee hee _ ,~
save you! ` __ ` _ _ /| /| _
(.. \ oo^ ^oo OO' ..~ oo^
(|||/ v-)) \((. " \ << -+-)).
________ || ________________ (( ____ )) |_\\ /_\ ( \ __
Hey! Shut I never knew you're
up, you. left-handed, Fan Boy. _ ,~
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(.. / \ --^ \ oo^ OO' ..~ oo^
(|||y v-)) v(( " \ << -+-))
________ || _______________ /( _____ )) |_\\ /_\ (( __
What? Then why is your sword
I'm not. in your left hand? _ ,~
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(.. \ oo^ \ oo^ OO' ..~ oo^
(|||/ v-)) v-)) " \ << -+-))
________ || ____________ ( \ __ ( \ ___ |_\\ /_\ (( __
oops _ _ ,~ hee hee
` __ oo^/ _ /| /| _ ,
(oo | ((-y oo^ ___ _ @@' oo~ oo^
(|||-T \\ --+-\\ - _- _ " \ << -+-))
jg || < \ |_\\ /_\ ((
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Order by date | Order by rating FAN BOY BATTLES THE GOBLINS...
Shouldn't you help
\ *smack* _ ,~ him with a spell
_ _.--._ / /| /| , or whatever?
^oo( ( ) | OO' ..~
-- ( .- _)-T " \ .<<.
_____`(___.__) ____________________ |__\\ /_\ _____
Awww.. but I can't use So you'd rather
*slice* / this wand. It looks_ ,~ have your best
\ .---.-. really silly. ` /| /| , friend hacked
_( (_ ) - * OO' ..~ into pieces?
- ( _ _,'- |-" \ .<<.
`(__)-'oo ____________________ |__\\ /_\ _______
OK.. Hey, wait.. Since when
do you care about Fan Boy?
| You saw what I did to that
| third goblin, right?
Yeah? |
| Wanna see it again?
I'll start working |
*b1ff* / on that spell now. _ ,~ Good idea.
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,' )-. 'OO --~
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jg `-(____)_.' ___________________ //__| /_\ _______
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Order by date | Order by rating \ `-'(__,'/ _ Achalamnaug.. ,~
| .--' *cut* ___ OW! /| , Zrathanagara.. /|
| () | \ _( )-. , * OO' ..~
| | ( _) -* \-" \- .<<.
/,-,.-.\ ____(__.(______)_________ |_\\ _________________ /_\ __
-. \ ,/ /.- Chalethurinor..
\ `-'(__,'/ *crack* * _ , Yudronogob.. ,~
| .--' ____ / | /| /|
| () | ,-( `--. \OO'/ ..~
| | oof -( ) " \ .<<.
/,-,.-.\ ____ `(___(__)-' ________ |_\\ _________________ /_\ __
-. \ ,/ /.-
\ `-'(__,'/ * _ THAUM! ,~
| .--' hee hee__ / /| , /|
| () | `_,-( `.-. , OO' ..~
| | ( ( ) ===( *--" \ <<
/,-,.-.\ __ (___(___.' ` |_\\ ____________ /_\ __
SHORTLY THEREAFTER...
I heard a noise from You wouldn't happen to mean
Nerd Boy's room. `___ __ , the explosion that's
Did you hear it? ()..) --# all over the news?
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Order by date | Order by rating -. \ ,/ /.- Whoops. I blasted
\ `-'(__,'/ them all, Fan Boy _ ,~ IDIOT!
| .--' included. ` /| /| ,
| () | OO' oo~
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/,-,.-.\ _ ________________________ |_\\ __ /_\ __
' , . `
-. \ ,/ /.- We can't stand around and mourn.
\ `-'(__,'/ He started this quest. He'd have _ ,~
| .--' wanted us to complete it. ` /| /|
| () | OO' ,,~
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/,-,.-.\ _ ________________________ |_\\ __ /_\ __
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.- ) ,-'.
( , ' )
,-'\.- -._| _,' - .__,-'
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`-. \ // /.---\\,,
\ `-'(__,'/ /'oo ~, _
| .--' ` |\ |\
| () | Help? ~.. 'OO
| | >> / "
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Order by date | Order by rating Hmm, where's that cursed Maybe you blew her up too,
town we're supposed to save?_ ~, like you did with Fan Boy.
Where's that NPC? ` |\ |\ ,
'OO ~--
/ " >>
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Nag nag nag. Always
when I kill someone, _ ,~
people nag about it! ` |\ /|
'OO oo~
/ " .<<.
___________________ //_| ___ /_\ ________
That was a joke;
lighten up! _ ,~
` |\ /|
'OO --~
-/ "- <<
___________ //_| ___ /_\ ________
Hey.. that's not
lightening up. _ ,~
` |\ /|
'OO --~
/ " .<<.
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Order by date | Order by rating Nerd Boy! Where's that ~, _ I'll go up this hill
town we're supposed ` |\ /| , and have a look.
to be saving?! ~.. OO'
.>>. " \-
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~, You do that. _ I am. Sheesh.
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~.. 'OO ________.-'
.>>. / " __.--'
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Nerd Boy! Oh, what now?! _ __.--
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'OO _.-'
-/ "- _.'
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Help. _ __.--
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_/ oo_ ~oo @@' _.-'
/ ,\__/._>> " \ _.'
\ | |-`-/_= _ |_\\ _.-'
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Order by date | Order by rating __
_/ xx_ ~.. _ There, I've plonked it.
/ ,\__/._>> /| , Try to wriggle free!
| ) |-`-/_= * OO'
|/ || \-" \
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What about the other trolls?
__ ,
_/ xx_ ~.. * _ I'll blast them!
/ ,\__/._>> / /| ,
| ) |-`-/_= \OO'
|/ || " \
____"|_||_ ___________________ |_\\ _______
But they have Fan Boy!
__ ,
_/ xx_ ~.. _ Fan Boy is
/ ,\__/._>> /| , alive?!
| ) |-`-/_= OO'
|/ || " \
____"|_||_ ___________________ |_\\ _______
Not for long.
__ oooooow! __ __ ,
_/ --_ ` _-- \_ _/ xx_ ~.. _
/ ,\__/._ ,,, _.\__/, \ / ,\__/._>> /|
| ) |-`-'='xx__ _.-='-'-| ( \ | ) |-`-/_= @@'
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, Mandy's role-playing is great.
Really_seems like she cares_about me.
_/ --_ ` _-- \_ _ I agree.
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| ) |-`-'='..__ _.-='-'-| ( \ oo~ OO'
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__"\_\/_______________ _|/\_\" ________ /_\ ____________ |_\\ ___
__ __ He's not in danger?! Then
_/ --_ _-- \_ just turn off the hologram! _ OK..
/ ,\__/._ ,,, _.\__/ \ , /| ,
| ) |-`-'='..__ __.-='-'-| ( \ ~-- OO'
\\ \ \ `--'- / , )|/ ->>- " \
__"\_\/_________________/,'<_<" _______ /_\ ____________ |_\\
ONE DISAPPOINTING SOUND EFFECT LATER...
What, you thought the So this is where the noise
trolls were real? came from. You need to turn
`,,, down your holograms. ` __
'.. --~ OO ..#
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We're at home?! But.. What, you thought the space
the space ship?! `,,, , pirates were real? __
'oo ~-- OO #..
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