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Order by date | Order by rating Do you think events in time Diverge. Everything matters; a
converge or diverge? ` ___ __ , butterfly flapping it wings
()..) ..# might cause a typhoon.
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I think things converge, so
all major events remain even But.. If you don't affect the
if you go back in time and `___ __ , world, you needn't exist.
try to change things. ()..) ..#
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Good point! I'll go That's selfish! If the world is
kill myself right now! divergent, you might be ruining
`___ __ , it for the rest of us!
(~~() ..#
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Oh. Well -excuse me- for
`___ __ , saving your life!
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Order by date | Order by rating You know what really bugs Huh? What?
me about you, Linda? `,,, __ ,
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Nothing! If you want our relationship to
`,,, __ , work, you should tell me if
'.. ..# there's some kind of problem.
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What? No! It's just a cute thing to
say! "What bugs me?" "Nothing!" See?
| Yeah right.
Ask Nerd Boy! |
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You should be more What?!
honest about your SHUT UP!
feelings, man. `,,, __
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Order by date | Order by rating Where the heck
is everybody?
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Hey, is this the dream where I'm the last person
on Earth, and I jump off the roof and fly?
`OO
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*..YES IT IS.. S.. s..* Cool! I'll go jump off the
, roof right now!
OO
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You're cruel. Hey, it's not my fault
` __ , he's so gullible.
#-- ~^^ __ OO
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Order by date | Order by rating That's why I strive to become But.. That isn't even
a totally rational person! a rational goal!
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Exactly! The brain itself can't
remove its own irrationality
using an irrational system. ` __
OO ..#
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___________ bb ___ || ____________
Our obsolete genetic luggage
can only be totally removed
using a rational system! __
`OO ..#
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___________ bb ___ || ____________
That's why I strive to become
a totally rational person!
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Order by date | Order by rating And since Strong Bad won't Oh shut up, Nerd Boy. Only answer that question, they you would find that amusing. asked the Internet Oracle! , `OO ~-- <||. >> _____ bb ____ |\ _____ Oh? What about the person who wrote * the question? `OO ~.. -||- .>>. _______ bb ______ || _______________ Or the many fans of Strong Bad and the Internet Oracle? `OO ~oo )) >> ________ d d ____________ || ____________________ _ .-----------. I'm sorry. We offer no ___ /_\ |ACME TRAVEL| __ , one-way intergalactic |||| | | AGENCY | ~oo __ ..' trips at this time. |||| | `-----------' .>>. _((_||| |o_|jg | || |__|_||| |
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Order by date | Order by rating What's up? I got a Dolby 5.1 system
`,,, , for my computer, and
'.. OO it really freaks me out.
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How so? Like, in Broken Sword 3 there's
` occasional scratching noises in
,,, , the back speakers, as if
'.. OO something's following you.
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Really? Neat!
But.. It's weird. What is?
`,,, ,
'.. OO
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I didn't hear anything, and I was
watching you play the whole time.
`,,, *
'.. Oo
*scratch* <|| ||
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Order by date | Order by rating I'm bored. Why? You have
` __ , lots to do!
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Like what? Finishing your thesis, doing your Japanese
` __ , homework, writing your history report,
O ..# programming your mobile phone game, or
|_(.______ .|(> whatever other hobby project you got going.
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I'm bored.
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Order by date | Order by rating 'sup? Not much. Just saw "Bill & Ted's
`,,, , Excellent Adventure" again.
'.. OO
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Yeah, that movie is You've seen "Bill & Ted's
excellent, man. `,,, , Bogus Journey," right?
'.. OO
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That movie was bogus. What? It.. Hey, why are you
`,,, , just repeating words
'.. OO from the title?
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That movie was repetitive, Yeah, I'll go have a more rewarding
but in a good way! `,,, , conversation with a chatbot.
'.. OO
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Order by date | Order by rating I don't like to plan my life,
_ , because you never know
".. OO what the future may hold.
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Planning restricts your will,
_ , quenching your creativity.
".. OO
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I refuse to become
_ , a mindless robot!
".. \OO
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Look, the report should've been FASCIST!
done by yesterday. You're ` _ ,
failing the course. "-- @@
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Order by date | Order by rating So have you bought all your What the heck happened to
Christmas presents? `,,, , the spirit of giving?!
'.. OO
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What? What about cherishing
`,,, , someone's gratitude?!
'.. OO
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But.. Now you're making me BUY MY OWN GIFTS,
` instead of GIVING me something for
,,, , Christmas?! That's INSANE!
'oo @@
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I meant -your- gifts What? I'm not giving
to -other- people! `,,, , anything away.
'oo OO
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