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Order by date | Order by rating Why do people always believe all
,,, , the stupid New Year's hype?
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As if this year is gonna be different!
Like we're all suddenly new people now!
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-I'm- a new person. Really.
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My New Year's resolutions make Makes sense. You if anyone was
me feel totally reborn! certainly born yesterday.
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Order by date | Order by rating So you finally finished Yeah. Now I just need to write your QuestBook project? a "choose-your-own-adventure" `,,, , so I can demonstrate it. '.. OO |_(( ________ )) ________ | |\\ | | _____ d d _______ Hey! I could help! You could? Do you have any `,,, , writing experience? '.. OO |_((. ________ .||. | |\\ | | _ dd _________________ Well.. I've written Oh come on! That's crap! some fanfiction.. `,,, , '.. OO |(( ________ -||- _______ |"|\\ | | _ dd ______ Oh yeah? What have -you- ... Shut up, we've got written that's so awesome?! an adventure to write. `,,, , '-- OO |_((- ________ (( jg | |\\ | | b b |
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The castle looms eerily ahead of you, its precious treasures |
well hidden within. But how will you get in? Will you climb- |
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A guard is patrolling down this corridor! Luck |
has taken you this far, but you need skill to- |
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-You- suck! Three cheers
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Order by date | Order by rating | Just as you're nearly done picking the lock to the |
| treasury, you hear the unmistakable grumbling of a |
| guard on patrol. You'll have to hide, and quickly! (
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Into the "The dimly lit corridor splits
corridor! off to the left and right."
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Left! "You-" Hey, write your part
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Order by date | Order by rating Fan Boy is You figured that out
a moron. , all by yourself?
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This isn't about me! Talking about him
We're trashtalking behind his back?! You
Fan Boy now. , can't do that!
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You're right.. Do it to his face, like this:
| Nerd Boy says you're a moron!
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See? Everybody wins!
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Order by date | Order by rating And then.. Some Totally. You're still working on that
blob monsters? `,,, , silly adventure? When is
`OO ..' ..~ your project due anyway?
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I'm not sure..
What's today? The 14th.
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LATER, AT THE UNIVERSITY...
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|QuestBook And that concludes Excellent. Now please leave, __
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Order by date | Order by rating Did your presentation go well? No. And it's all
`,,, , your fault!
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-My- fault? Yeah! I wish you
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Can't sleep With Nerd Boy laughing like MUAHAHAHAHAA!
either? that in his sleep? Who could? I'M FREE!
_ , `,,, FREEEE!
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Order by date | Order by rating Turns out the game Really?
we wrote is `,,, , _
really good. '.. O |_)
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Yeah, we got an offer Wh..
from a publisher, `,,, , _
and I accepted. '.. O |_)
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You wanna meet They're -here-? Who is it?
our publisher? Sierra? Nintendo? This is so
`,,, , exciting I_could scream!
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Y0, N3RD D00D. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Order by date | Order by rating I will NOT work for YOU!
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Why not?!
He's EVIL! |
| Hey, he's my brother!
That too! |
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0K. W3'LL F1ND 4N0TH3R What?! You're not getting
L33D PR0GR4MM3R. rid of me that easily!
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Come on! We have
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According to this, your company Y3P.
"DoodWares Inc." owns all the \ ,,,
rights to our adventure! `OO _ --
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)_) That is outrageous! I W04H..
,,, `` never agreed to that! \ ,,,
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DoodWares Inc. just got sued
because the game infringes on It's all yours!
Thief, Prince of Persia `,,, , ,,,
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