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Order by date | Order by rating Check it out, I'm learning
,,, , contact juggling.
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Crap.
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OK, now I see why it's
called -contact- juggling.
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Order by date | Order by rating I've filled easter eggs with
candy and hidden them! Let's
go on an easter egg hunt! ,,,
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Maybe not. Last year you hid them in
the medieval England of an alternate
dimension! They were impossible to find!
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Fine! I'll find them and Fine!
eat all the candy myself! ` ,,,
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Killjoys.
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Order by date | Order by rating When I throw this switch, _________ ___________
you will drop into the What? Hang on! V |
acid bath and PERISH! How the heck | |
`,,_ did I get here? | |
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You mean to say that you've It's kind of hazy, V |
forgotten how I defeated yes. I'd appreciate | |
and humiliated you? `,,_ a quick recap. | O |
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Well, I guess I -could- put V |
off your execution for a Your kindness | |
-little- while. `,,_ overwhelms me. | |
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Order by date | Order by rating Well, the first part of my plan
to kidnap and destroy you was to
hack into IBM's secret research
files concerning killer robots! ______
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And then I constructed . _______ Go forth and KILL! .
an army of robots that ` :::::::::.. `_,, .
captured and killed you! . '............ Oo" .
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They didn't kill me
though; I'm right here.
Shush! It's called | ______
poetic license! `,,_ | | |
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Order by date | Order by rating ___________
...and that's how You forgot | |
I totally defeated something. | . , |
and captured you. `,,_ `OO| -*- |
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You're forgetting the virus I wrote when I | ' ` - - . .
discovered that your robots were controlled |,- -- --- -- ---. ` - .'
centrally. Your entire army was wiped out. ((( ( ( ) ) ))) .
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Which is why you're Right you | |
suspended above the are. `_,,| |
acid bath, not me. oO"| |
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, ever wonder why No. Please shut up.
people have knees? ` ,
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See, -that's- why there's Ugh.
no cure for cancer yet. ,
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People aren't inquisitive They're just not inquisitive about
enough, that's why! , meaningless crap like you.
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Are you calling me No I meant.. OK,
meaningless crap? , yeah I am.
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Order by date | Order by rating Heh, my lvl 14 won't stand a chance against
the alien invasion in City of Heroes.
Level 14?! You were in |
the closed beta? Yeah. Since March.
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You mean you've played Well, there was a non-disclosure
the City of Heroes beta for thingy, and besides, I thought you
weeks and not told me? `,,, , were in the beta too!
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Why would you You said something about
think that? `,,, , doing something secret
'oo OO too, what was that?
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Clog dancing.
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Order by date | Order by rating I heard diamonds are forever, so That's the stupidest
I'm changing my name to Ever. thing I've ever heard.
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It was a joke! It was a stupid joke,
`,,, , you're stupid. Oh,
'.. OO and I need to ask
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Why ask me? You just Well sometimes the world is
said I'm -stupid-. `,,, , a stupid place, and you
'-- OO need to be stupid to
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I wish you could just once
say something nice about me
that -isn't- an insult. `,,,
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Order by date | Order by rating If nothing is as it seems,
is -it- as -nothing- seems? What?
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If nothing beats love, is
-love- worse than -nothing-?
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If you're all that, Did you just call
is -all that- -you-? , me fat?
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Uhh.. No, of That hesitation just bought you a
course not. ` , vacation in Painsville.
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, you're What?! Of
not dead? course not!
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Hm. I could've sworn the Whuh?
world was coming to `___ ,
an end just now. (''() ''~
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Oh well. Maybe tomorrow
then. See you later!
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