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Isn't it a fine \ \ \ \ \ \ Nope, it's
day, Nerd Boy? / \\ \\ \ \raining here.
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What? That sounds \ \ \ \Heh, be\ \
weird. I'm coming / \ \ \ my guest.\ \
over there. `,,, \ \ \ , \ \
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What? The weather's Damn you, weather! \ \ \
fine here. `,,, \ \ \ ` \ \ \ \ \ \\ \ \
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Order by date | Order by rating Oh, you're back Yep. What LAN party?
from the LAN party. , `,,,
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Oh, wasn't Fan Um.. Why would you not invite me? Is
Boy invited? ` `,,, it because you hate me?
`~.. OO ..' You do! I knew it!
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I HATE MY LIFE!
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~.. Oo -- __ 'oo
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You did that
on purpose.
Of course! |
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Order by date | Order by rating I think I ate too Too much candy? There's
much candy... `,,, , no such thing.
'-- OO
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It's not too much when No, your stomach hurting
your stomach hurts? `,,, , just means you're weak.
'.. OO
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Are you saying I'm a I'm saying you're barely
man that can't `,,, , a man at all!
hold my candy? '.. OO
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Order by date | Order by rating NERD BOY AND FAN BOY ENGAGE IN LETHAL BATTLE...
Your mother is
,,, , a pig!
'-- OO
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What? Hey man, that's It's just trashtalking, to psyche
pretty harsh. `,,, , the opponent. And it worked!
'.. OO
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You cheated! Rematch!
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OK, maybe not. , kicked again?
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Order by date | Order by rating Check it out! Let's give it a spin.
A swivel_chair! `,,,
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
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Can I try?
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Nerd Boy?
_ `,,, Over
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Order by date | Order by rating What's this? Looks Yes! After getting toast flung at my face
like a toaster. countless mornings, I modeled a personal
` __ , flight device after the toaster.
#.. OO ____
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Interesting concept. Enough talk, just
Have you considered.. , plug it in!
` __ OO
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OK, here Soon every man will be able
goes. , to soar through the sky!
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Hmm.. *sniff* Is )
something burning? )
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Order by date | Order by rating Where were you yesterday?
Sittin' here thinking. |
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Yes! I want to create a website that
will change the way people think, I'll
design technology that will revolutionize
society! Make the world what it_should be!
`OO ..#
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I'm in! Let's get started!
__ , The world won't even
OO #oo know what hit it!
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Yeah.. Let's do
, it tomorrow. __
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Order by date | Order by rating OK, let's get started Well, if we're both going to work
on this technology that on this we should probably first
will change the world. _ __ , set up some kind of code
`O |_) ..# version handler.
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Hey, good idea. You know,
you're pretty smart. _ __
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For a girl. _ __
`O |_) ..#
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Ow. Now I remember THAT'S COMPLETELY
why we broke up. ` __ __ , UNRELATED!
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Order by date | Order by rating So what Well, it's like The Sims, We're erasing the
are you guys but with tiny robot boundaries between
working on? dolls you can talk to. simulation and reality!
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Makes you think. Will the dolls be
intelligent? Is it ethically just to
play God like that? `,,, _ __
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Well, I'll buy it if you
can take their clothes off.
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Order by date | Order by rating I heard you're working
on some kind of game with That's right.
intelligent dolls? `___ , ` __
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So, acclimatizing people
to the idea of non-human Uh.. Is it that
sentience in preparation yeah. obvious?
for the Singularity? `___ , __ ,
()..) OO ..#
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Yes, and it won't work. We know! That's exactly what we're
People are just ` ___ ` __ , trying to change!
too stupid. ()..) OO ..#
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BWAHAHAHAA!
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