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Order by date | Order by rating There should be a ban on Because of the thing you and
buying things for oneself during Fan Boy were talking about?
November and December. ` ,
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Yeah, it's.. you No. I won't for the next
were listening? ` , few minutes either.
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Hm. Well, the benefits are two-fold:
You won't buy something that you'll
later get for Xmas, and when you
finally get stuff, you're `
even more thankful because OO ..~
of abstaining for a while. <||. .<<.
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Well, what do I think maroon drapes
you think? would be perfect here.
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Order by date | Order by rating Beyond yonder hills lies adventure!
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Hey, although I am figmentatious,
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Because life would be boring!
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Order by date | Order by rating ,-,
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`-` The moon is nice Mmm. But it's cold.
this time of year. I'm going back inside.
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NO! I mean.. Why don't Because you're not
you borrow my jacket? wearing a jacket.
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Exactly. So are we
* , going inside?
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I would, but I think
I'm frozen solid. `
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Order by date | Order by rating Greetings Nerd Boy! I am the No you're not, you're just
ghost of Christmas past! me from a couple of days ago.
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Woah. How Because I was there, stupid!
did you How could the past me ever Yeah, I
know that? surprise the present me?! was an idiot.
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Future me?! How did you Same way you knew, stupid;
know this was happening? this happened to me before.
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Even -I- got that! I'm confused now. *sigh*
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Order by date | Order by rating Do you realize how expensive
water is? I've stopped taking Um..
showers to save up for a `,,, ,
Playstation Portable. '.. OO
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I think that if I don't What? How long have you
take a shower for the next gone without a shower?
three months, I'll `,,, ,
have enough money. '.. OO
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Let me check. *scratch*
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Looks like two weeks. Dude; gross.
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Order by date | Order by rating I love these Blech,
Hong Kong movies! booooring.
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Look! That That aside, he's
guy can fly! pretty cute.
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Now what are Hey, now it's
they.. Oh no. getting interesting.
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Blech, I love these
booooring. Hong Kong movies!
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Order by date | Order by rating Jingle bells, What are you /\
jingle bells.. so happy about? /-'\
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Xmas, silly! You forgot? With Oh yeah. Well, /\
a tree right behind you and I've been busy. /-'\
Xmas music on the `,,, , /o " \
radio non-stop? '~~ OO /'''`\
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Are you making a giant _\/_
robot with the single /\
objective to destroy Xmas? Um.. /-'\
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Order by date | Order by rating Well, I reprogrammed my robot.
Now instead of destroying Xmas,
it will spread the Xmas spirit. OK.
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*SKREEEEEEE!* ____
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\|/|(#)#) /
\,-\<|>./ See, he's even
\ / wearing a Santa's hat!
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*,-\<|>. Well? You have made Santa's hats
|\ /| | a source of abject terror.
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Order by date | Order by rating ____
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*,-\<|>.
|\ /| /_ We're home! You've been shopping?
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|/|(#)#) Yeah, your giant robot gave
*,-\<|>. me some great present tips.
|\ /| He really saved Xmas for me.
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|/|(-)-) And why do people complain
*,-\<|>. about Xmas rush? We didn't
|\ /| stand in line once!
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/ ___\ *SKREEEEE*
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MERRY XMAS! \__*,-\<|>.__/ MERRY XMAS!
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Why did I have to / ___\
stand next to this |(#)#)| Oh stop being
creepy Xmas monster? ,-<|>/. such a big
` /\ /| baby!
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-- #.. 'oo / /\'\/'.__|\ |\ OO ..~ (..()
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But that's what |/|(#)#)
Xmas is all *,-\<|>. He's And I didn't get
about! /\ /| right. any presents.
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